I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Randomize
