16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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