u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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