Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
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A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
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