dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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