did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
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