Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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