your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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