She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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