I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
