Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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