Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
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