The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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