Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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