I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
The air was thick with penises
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If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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