I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
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If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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