Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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