guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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