This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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