I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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