She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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