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(402): View more from Nebraska

Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.

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(313): View more from Michigan

im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!

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(440): View more from Ohio

Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.

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(630): View more from Illinois

everybody makes mistakes

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i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances

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(703): View more from Virginia

This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.

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(478): View more from Georgia

We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.

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(415): View more from California

Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?

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(507): View more from Minnesota

It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards

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