did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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