He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
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