In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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