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(603): View more from New Hampshire

yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side

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(603): yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side http://tfl.nu/thqa

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(614): View more from Ohio

i dont know whats so great about being respectable.

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(614): i dont know whats so great about being respectable. http://tfl.nu/qu3v

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(614): View more from Ohio

Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.

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(614): Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by. http://tfl.nu/jzor

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(714): View more from California

You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that

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(714): You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that http://tfl.nu/q1k2

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it

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(973): Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it http://tfl.nu/e8zq

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(203): View more from Connecticut

The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.

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(203): The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man. http://tfl.nu/yftr

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(865): View more from Tennessee

He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.

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(865): He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW. http://tfl.nu/b38y

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(509): View more from Washington

you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.

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(509): you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever. http://tfl.nu/fzjz

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(213): View more from California

hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"

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(213): hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month" http://tfl.nu/hs5s

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(562): View more from California

My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners

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(562): My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners http://tfl.nu/wmf3

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list

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(508): Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list http://tfl.nu/sa1j

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.

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(715): My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick. http://tfl.nu/97n3

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(816): View more from Missouri

Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.

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(816): Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break. http://tfl.nu/ueuh

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(+49): View more from Germany

... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.

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(+49): ... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany. http://tfl.nu/88tv

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(314): View more from Missouri

Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.

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(314): Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal. http://tfl.nu/brzb

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