i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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