did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
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Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
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So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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