Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
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so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
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He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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