As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
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Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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