I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
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Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
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at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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