can we get nightvision for the apartment?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Randomize
