sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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