Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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