My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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