I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
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I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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