I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
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Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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