? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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