haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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