Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
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