his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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