let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
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I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
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Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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