We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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