i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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