I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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