Soap is not a condiment
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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