butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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