If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I just want nice things and good sex
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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