There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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