its not stalking. its research.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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