I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
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You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
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The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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