it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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