Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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