laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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