what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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