I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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