he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
